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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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