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Diet Scale

Weight scale proportional to food allowance

Diet Scale thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Life is grim to the right of the water-only line

Recommended food choices for your own weight
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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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