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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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