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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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