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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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