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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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