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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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