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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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