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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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