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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

The dreadful burden of having nothing to do. - Nicolas Boileau

Nothing is born into this world without labor. - Rob Liano

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Nothing in the world is irreversible, not even capitalism. - Fidel Castro

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know. - Pema Chodron

Many people aim at nothing - and hit it with remarkable precision. - Unknown

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F Drucker

If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

The present contains nothing more than the past. And what is found in the effect was already in the cause. - Henri Bergson

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

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