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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

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Talk without effort is nothing. - Maria W Stewart

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

He who thinks of everything does nothing. - Unknown

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Nothing is too difficult - you only need to know how. - Yiddish proverb

Nothing great is ever achieved without much enduring. - St. Catherine of Siena

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Eggheads unite, you have nothing to lose but your yolks. - Adlai Stevenson

There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference. - Juan Montalvo

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost


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