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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

In doing we learn. - George Herbert

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. - Donald Rumsfeld

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Nothing is good for everyone, but only relatively to some people. - André Gide

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F Drucker

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than attempt to do nothing and succeed. - Robert H Schuller

Common sense the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. - Josh Billings

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing. - Christopher Walken

Nothing is so contagious as an example. We never do great good or great evil without bringing about more of the same on the part of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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