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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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