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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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