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Drinking Friends

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Drinking Friends thanks to Gwen Laxton

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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