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Drinking Friends

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Drinking Friends thanks to Gwen Laxton

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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