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Drinking Friends

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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