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Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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