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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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