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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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