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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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