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Electrical Box Extension

Why not use up the spare electrical boxes?

Electrical Box Extension thanks to Mike King

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Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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