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Elephant Bus

How some Muslims respectfully travel to Mecca

Elephant Bus thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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