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E.T. Never Left The Planet

You're right - E.T.'s still here!

E.T. Never Left The Planet thanks to Keith Blake

Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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