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Exciting Spring

Are you this happy to plant flowers this year?

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wet your plants do the talking!

Exciting Spring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

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Cyclist Mailbox

StandOut Island

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