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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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