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Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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