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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist


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