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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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