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Tracking down your Ancestree

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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