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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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