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Feed Me

Why no-one asks to use Bubba's restroom

Feed Me thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a bite-size chunk of bathroom flatulence

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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