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Finding a Way Out

How to work your way into the dog house

Finding a Way Out thanks to Jim Serritella

Escape plan takes shortest route

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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