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Fire Truck Sinkhole

Sinking feeling on an emergency response call

Fire Truck Sinkhole thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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