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Fish Flops

Designer beachwear for a fishing vacation

Fish Flops thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sandals not welcome at Sandals resorts

Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach
For pianists who want to slip into their scales

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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