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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

Low-lights for late night seniors

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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