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Flower Drums

Drumming up a few landscape ideas

Flower Drums thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking one's best for spring gardens

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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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