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Food Bank Closure

Church for the rich of mind

Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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