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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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