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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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