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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

The future is a great land. - Unknown

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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