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History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle


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