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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown


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