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Why they call Bubba a real hoser

Gas and Dash thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting even for the high cost of gas

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus


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