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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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