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Genuine Fake Shoes

How to spot an imitation product when you really see one

Genuine Fake Shoes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When only the fakest will do!

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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