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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

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