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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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