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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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