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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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