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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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