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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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