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Hanging Around

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Hanging Around thanks to Keith Blake

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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