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Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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