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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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