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Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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