#1 humor site on the 'net

Happy Periods

Problems with periods? No problem for men!

Happy Periods thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Implementation instructions are dependent on maturity

QuotaBills
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


Everything Is OK

Knot Art

Zipper Scar Tattoo

Swiss Army Mega Tools

Law of Emotion

Eiffel Tower Modifications

Joyous Lawyers

Acupuncture Face

Star Wars Episode VIII

LiverPool

Digger Dog

You Guys Make Me Sick

Chu Your Food Well

Men's Wedding Photos

Wrench Dinosaur

Suddenly An Oven

Redneck Shower Head

Twin Dish

I Finally Know Why

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Barred

Surprise Party At The Zoo

Dog Cross

Restored Beauty