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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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