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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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