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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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