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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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