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Hockey PlayHers

Players starting to show their true colours

Hockey PlayHers thanks to Keith Blake

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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Kona Lisa

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Wine Karaoke

An Apple A Day

Horn Blower

Grass Walker

Leave My Drink Alone

Lineup For Dinner

Ruined Bacon

Do Nothing Day

Maxi Boot Sorbet

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