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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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