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Hoover Happiness thanks to Mike King

Why men won't clean up their act this holiday season

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee. - Montaigne

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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