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Making her happier on Christmas morning

Hoover Happiness thanks to Mike King

Why men won't clean up their act this holiday season

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now. - Jarod Kintz

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger


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