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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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