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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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