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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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