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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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