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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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