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Hospital Friends

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Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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