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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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