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Throughout the good times and the bad times

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.'
How Men Think thanks to Barry McCartney

'When I got fired, you were there with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...'

'You know what Martha?'

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.'

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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