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How To Prevent Cheating

Keeping student's eyes on their own exam papers

How To Prevent Cheating thanks to Keith Blake

Turning box lunch into a box test

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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