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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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