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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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