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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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