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Ice Cream Thief

Wilbur's fat-free ice cream cone was for the birds

Ice Cream Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Bird food high on calories

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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