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He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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