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FILO (First In, Last Out) book system

Igloo Library thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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Walkway To Heaven

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