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Igloo Library

FILO (First In, Last Out) book system

Igloo Library thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Don't choose the bottom one!

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


Dog Sled

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Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

No Neck

Five Pound Note

Selena Stopmez

AirHeads

Redneck Power Windows