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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

In the quest for knowledge, there are no barriers. - Joseph J. Thomas

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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