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FILO (First In, Last Out) book system

Igloo Library thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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Texas Peace Sign

Letting Your Hair Down

Eagle Makeup

Everything Is OK

Knot Art

Zipper Scar Tattoo

Swiss Army Mega Tools

Law of Emotion

Eiffel Tower Modifications

Joyous Lawyers

Acupuncture Face

Star Wars Episode VIII

LiverPool

Digger Dog

You Guys Make Me Sick

Chu Your Food Well

Men's Wedding Photos

Wrench Dinosaur

Suddenly An Oven

Redneck Shower Head

Twin Dish