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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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