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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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