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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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